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Games and Stuff

Here is a collection of games and other stuff for your enjoyment.

Spanish Matching Game

Flip a card, then hunt for its translation. Pick a grid from 4×4 up to 6×9 and a word source — ~60 common words, a themed set (food, travel, verbs…), or your own pasted list. You’re scored on time, tries, and how many matches you forgot.

Play →

Emergency Compliment

In case of low self-esteem, break glass. A wall-mounted case with a hammer and a single, weirdly specific compliment behind the pane — break it, get told something nice, reset, repeat.

Break glass →

Floor 13

Ride a deadpan office-building elevator through odd little floor vignettes. The panel skips 13, naturally, unless you ask it the wrong way for long enough.

Call elevator →

The Deliberator

Feed a grave dilemma into a stern console, press the big red button, and wait through twitching gauges and bureaucratic status updates for a completely mundane printed decision.

Overthink it →

Chess Chase

A Pac-Man-style maze chase where the ghosts are chess pieces — each moves by its own rules. Grab the dots, drop bombs in their path, and blast them with a short-range zap while the rook and queen come sliding.

Give chase →

Tide Pool Radio

Drop pebbles into a moonlit tide pool to tune hermit crabs, limpets, anemones, bottle caps, and other tiny stations. Overlapping ripples can cross the frequencies into briny interference.

Tune the barnacles →

Parcel Panic

Sort a late-night flood of color-coded packages before they cross the deadline line. Aim a route stamp, build combos, and dash through the drones.

Start shift →

Lamp Moth Rodeo

Drift a fuzzy moth around porch lamps to steal glow, push your heat luck, dodge spiders and swatters, and dash away before becoming dust.

Steal glow →

Lost & Found Weather

Sort umbrellas, pocket moons, receipt clouds, and other misplaced things into a three-slot counter, then file the tiny surreal forecast they brought in.

File weather →

Switchboard Sprint

Dash across a tiny municipal switchboard, connect polite urgent callers to the right desks, tap hold when panic blinks, and keep the cords from sparking.

Take calls →

Bellhop Bounce

Catch impossible luggage on a springy cart, tilt each rebound toward the right elevator, rotate the floor labels, and stop the socks from taking the lobby.

Bounce bags →

Trash Moon Tugboat

Grapple moon garbage with a floaty tugboat, reel the cable tight, and sling sofas, satellites, and suspicious statues into the chomping compactor.

Start towing →

Pancake Seismograph

Slide a heroic plate under a wobbling pancake tower while tiny breakfast earthquakes, syrup, butter, and bad decisions try to turn brunch into geology.

Balance breakfast →

Duckling Crossing Guard

Raise the stop sign, whistle the wobbly parade back into formation, and escort every tiny pedestrian across a street with opinions.

Guard the crosswalk →

Grocery Cart Downhill

Ride a runaway cart through midnight aisles, drift past bananas, honk at coupon hazards, and hit checkout before the store notices.

Bomb downhill →

Boolean Beekeeper

Rotate logic flowers, release the bees, and make honey jars compute the right 0/1 pattern through AND, OR, XOR, NOT, and splitter puzzles.

Keep bees →

Gear Garden Almanac

Place brass gears, crank the greenhouse, and make clockwork flowers bloom at the exact right ratio across handcrafted mechanical puzzles.

Crank greenhouse →

Tessellarium

A precise tiling design tool. Drag squares, triangles, Penrose kites and darts, or Einstein aperiodic monotiles onto a big pannable canvas — edges snap together exactly, never a fraction of a degree off.

Lay tiles →

More to come

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